Always look on the bright side of life! (auch wenns manchmal schwer fallt...)

neuer Job ist genial!

starion — 2008-07-07T07:09:00Z

also bis jetzt hab ich in der einen Woche mehr Spass gehabt als die letzten 5 Jahre... taugt mir unheimlich!

des war nix....

starion — 2008-06-27T08:59:00Z

neuer termin 18.9. ... bin sauer auf mich selbst... mag keine schwarzen autos im kopf....

endspurt

starion — 2008-06-19T17:23:00Z

nur noch eine woche.... den ds hab ich sicherheitshalber meiner big-sis mit ins büro gegeben.... is besser so, damit ich nicht in versuchung komme.... muß jetzt brav lernen....

Zulassung zur DA-Prüfung 08

starion — 2008-06-09T11:48:00Z

juppidu!!! ich darf antreten, Diplomarbeit is genehmigt *ggg*
Termin: 26.6., vormittags! Daumendrücken!!!

Technisches k.o.

starion — 2008-05-25T16:44:00Z

Meine Batterie war alle... Nix war's mit dem Berg, ankicken hab ich gar nicht versuchen brauchen.
Damit hatte sich das Thema dann für heuer auch schon wieder erledigt... hin bin ich trotzdem für 10 :-D

schon wieder ein monat vorbei

starion — 2008-05-07T16:26:00Z

und nichts geschrieben, liegt wohl an meiner diplomarbeit....

Hab ich grad per mail reinbekommen, sehr genial!

starion — 2008-04-03T12:44:52Z

To the Citizens of the United States of America :

In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President
of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the
revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties
over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which
she does not fancy).

Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for
America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.

A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of
you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Colony, the following rules
are introduced with immediate effect:

You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.

1. Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will
be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and
'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without
skipping half the letters, and the suffix -ize will be replaced by the
suffix -ise.

Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable
levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises
such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of
communication.

There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your
behalf. The Microsoft spell- checker will be adjusted to take account of
the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize. You will relearn
your original national anthem, God Save The Queen.

4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns,
lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and
therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent.

Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to
sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then
you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything
more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you
wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

7. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for
your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we
mean.

8. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will
start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you
will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of
conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you
understand the British sense of humour.

9. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been
calling gasoline)-roughly $10 per US gallon. Get used to it.

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French
fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato
chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in
animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

11. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually
beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to
as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be
referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable as they are
pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be
due to the beer. They are also part of British Commonwealth - see what
it did for them.

12. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as
good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to
play English characters. Watching Andie McDowell attempt English
dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having
one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

13. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of
proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in
time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American
football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds
or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Don't try
Rugby - the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they
regularly thrash us.

14. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to
host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played
outside of America . Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a
world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn
cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the
sting out of their deliveries.

15. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

16. An official from Her Majesty's Inland Revenue (i.e. tax collector)
will be with you shortly to ensure the collection of all monies due
(backdated to 1776). Until these are paid, there will be no
representative government in the USA , in line with the policy: "No
representation without taxation".

17. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups and saucers
(never mugs), and with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes;
strawberries in season.

18. Some tea has gone missing, and we expect it back. We'll be searching
Boston first.

God save the Queen.

She should be saved, and only He can.

____________________________________________________________
No trees were harmed in the production of this e-mail, however a huge
number of electrons were horribly inconvenienced.
Democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts and murders itself.

There was never a democracy that did not commit suicide.
John Adams 1814

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was für ein jahr!

starion — 2008-04-03T12:35:00Z

und das alles nach meiner diplomprüfung :-D

11.7. in extremo arena
13.7. billy idol burg clam
25.8. stray cats arena
9.10. phantom der oper london

fehlt nur noch der herr cooper zum endgültigen glücklich sein

ich hab mich verliebt

starion — 2008-02-04T14:39:00Z

klar dass es sich hier um kein männchen handeln kann, sondern um ein kradl....

noch 3x unterricht

starion — 2008-01-16T09:32:00Z

in dem Semester (21., 24., 28.), dann war's das im Grossen und Ganzen... nächstes Semester dann "nur" 6 Abende Qualitätssicherung und 3 Diplomanden-Seminar-Termine... und dann im Juni Diplomprüfung... juhuuu ich werd allmählich fertig!

Daher bin ich jetzt wirklich wieder schwerst auf der Suche nach einem Tanzpartner fürn Turniertanz... ist leider gar nicht so einfach....

wieder da bin...

starion — 2008-01-11T07:35:00Z

zumindest halbwegs...

vor der präsentation am mittwoch gabs noch mörderstress... die deppen haben mir um 1330 noch 134 belege geschickt, das is irr!!! mittelschwerer auszucker... hab dann nur die rechnungen gebucht die auch schon bezahlt waren... die restlichen konnte ich gestern buchen...

aber irgendwie steh ich noch immer ein wengerl neben mir, werde mich hoffentlich übers wochenende wieder erholen können, am montag ist bvr prüfung

nervenwegschmeiss

starion — 2008-01-09T10:03:00Z

nur noch 6 stunden.... ich bin schon so nervös... um dreiviertel geh ich zum friseur... *bibber* allmählich mach ich mir wirklich gedanken... und in der firma wird sich niiiiiiie alles ausgehen

noch 2 tage

starion — 2008-01-07T21:32:00Z

montag is mehr oder weniger vorbei, jetzt gehts von der hockn nach hause, dort weitermachen... hoff ich bekomm bald die projektmappe, damit ich mitn ausdrucken anfangen kann.

2008 - sei mir willkommen

starion — 2008-01-02T09:42:00Z

die fh nähert sich dem ende, bis zum sommer sollt das alles erledigt sein, dann wechsel im job... dieses jahr hält ja einiges neues für mich bereit, ich freu mich schon!!!!

Hitman

starion — 2007-12-30T17:36:00Z

also eigentlich wollt ich den ja gar nicht sehn, hab irgendwas davon gehört, dass der herr diesel im gespräch war, und jetzt ja dann doch nicht mitspielt.... war aber trotzdem sehr sehr fein, war gestern genau in der richtigen stimmung dafür.... und der diesel hat doch was damit zu tun gehabt... .:-D executive producer.... :-D