I wonder.... which pokemon are you :-D

I am a Dragonite!

'tschuldige aber....

this elyos definitly...
starion - 1. Jun, 09:51
mehr als 6 Monate AION
Asmodier, Spatalos, 8 Chars (eigentlich 9, Gladi rerolled) Resumee:...
starion - 1. Jun, 09:36
AION
komme vor lauter AION spielen nicht mehr dazu, was...
starion - 22. Sep, 12:12
Tipps für höhere...
Hi Leute, hmmm, erst mal den pott knacken, oder? Hab...
Cindy (Gast) - 21. Sep, 22:24
noch 6 tage
GOEMC TREFFEN MALTSCHACHER SEE freu mich schon!!!!
starion - 15. Mai, 11:34
gotta catch 'em all....
hätte damit gerechnet, dass sich der wahnsinn...
starion - 12. Feb, 15:41
heuer london gestrichen
nicht nur, dass ich mir sowieso überlegt hab,...
starion - 16. Jan, 06:46
*ggg*
wenigstens gehts nicht nur mir so :-D
starion - 16. Jan, 06:45
Danke ! Du auch!! Guten...
Danke ! Du auch!! Guten Rutsch ins Neue Jahr!
Niwi - 31. Dez, 14:56

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Mein Lesestoff


Joe Abercrombie
Feuerklingen




Bernhard Hennen
Elfenlicht. Roman


Charlaine Harris, Britta Mümmler
Ball der Vampire.


Anne Bishop, Kristina Euler
Die dunklen Welten 01.Sebastian.


Frank Miller
300 (engl)


Sergej Lukianenko, Sergei Lukyanenko, Christiane Pöhlmann
Wächter der Ewigkeit.


Kathy Reichs, Klaus Berr
Mit Haut und Haar.


Patricia D. Cornwell, Karin Dufner
Die Dämonen ruhen nicht. Ein Kay-Scarpetta-Roman


Anne Rice, Barbara Kesper
Blut und Gold Roman


Markus Heitz
Die Rache der Zwerge


W. M. Gear
Spinnenkrieger


Douglas Preston, Lincoln Child
Mount Dragon


Scott McBain, Scott MacBain, Michael Benthack
Der Mastercode


William Horwood, Gabriele Burkhardt
Die Wölfe der Zeit. Der Kampf um das Herzland


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Der Schatten Gottes


Michael J. Parrish
Torn


Terry Pratchett, Andreas Brandhorst
Rollende Steine

Meine Kommentare

*ggg*
wenigstens gehts nicht nur mir so :-D
starion - 16. Jan, 06:45
danke schön!!! war...
danke schön!!! war zur feier des tages in london...
starion - 12. Okt, 17:15
mach ich jetzt dann eh...
mach ich jetzt dann eh :-D
starion - 25. Sep, 10:38
daaaaaaaaaaaanke!!! ich...
daaaaaaaaaaaanke!!! ich freu mich ur!!!
starion - 18. Sep, 23:06
danke ganz lieb... wird...
danke ganz lieb... wird hoffentlich gut gehen!
starion - 19. Jun, 20:10
*gg* also ich find ja...
*gg* also ich find ja den punkt 5 schwerst genial
starion - 3. Apr, 15:20
jaaaaaaaaa sehr hübsches...
jaaaaaaaaa sehr hübsches ding :-D deswegen will...
starion - 28. Mrz, 14:41
dir auch schöne...
danke für die lieben wünsche, hoffe du kommst...
niwi - 30. Dez, 18:34

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Hab ich grad per mail reinbekommen, sehr genial!

To the Citizens of the United States of America :

In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President
of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the
revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties
over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which
she does not fancy).

Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for
America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.

A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of
you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Colony, the following rules
are introduced with immediate effect:

You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.

1. Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will
be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and
'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without
skipping half the letters, and the suffix -ize will be replaced by the
suffix -ise.

Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable
levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises
such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of
communication.

There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your
behalf. The Microsoft spell- checker will be adjusted to take account of
the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize. You will relearn
your original national anthem, God Save The Queen.

4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns,
lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and
therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent.

Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to
sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then
you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything
more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you
wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

7. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for
your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we
mean.

8. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will
start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you
will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of
conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you
understand the British sense of humour.

9. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been
calling gasoline)-roughly $10 per US gallon. Get used to it.

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French
fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato
chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in
animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

11. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually
beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to
as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be
referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable as they are
pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be
due to the beer. They are also part of British Commonwealth - see what
it did for them.

12. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as
good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to
play English characters. Watching Andie McDowell attempt English
dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having
one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

13. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of
proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in
time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American
football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds
or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Don't try
Rugby - the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they
regularly thrash us.

14. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to
host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played
outside of America . Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a
world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn
cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the
sting out of their deliveries.

15. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

16. An official from Her Majesty's Inland Revenue (i.e. tax collector)
will be with you shortly to ensure the collection of all monies due
(backdated to 1776). Until these are paid, there will be no
representative government in the USA , in line with the policy: "No
representation without taxation".

17. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups and saucers
(never mugs), and with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes;
strawberries in season.

18. Some tea has gone missing, and we expect it back. We'll be searching
Boston first.

God save the Queen.

She should be saved, and only He can.

____________________________________________________________
No trees were harmed in the production of this e-mail, however a huge
number of electrons were horribly inconvenienced.
Democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts and murders itself.

There was never a democracy that did not commit suicide.
John Adams 1814
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theswiss - 3. Apr, 15:01

Geil. Nr 18 ist das Beste :-)

starion - 3. Apr, 15:20

*gg* also ich find ja den punkt 5 schwerst genial

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